• Pau Gasol, Shannon Brown and 2 future first round picks (2012 and 2013) for Kevin Love and Michael Beasley. It is no secret that David Kahn, the GM for the Minnesota Timerbwolves is horny for Gasol.  As a top 5 forward/center, Gasol would provide the Wolves with immediate credibility in the paint.  Shannon Brown is an athletic freak who is longing for a bigger contract and a bigger role, Minnesota could offer him both.  The two future first round picks are the carrot that could push Kahn over the edge in his decision to move a young and talented Kevin Love, for a more talented but much older Gasol.  Beasley is a solid talent, but with a reputation as a troublemaker, he is not someone a young/influential Minnesota team is going to value as highly as a veteran team like the Lakers would.  While Minny is in rebuilding mode (making the Gasol trade seem less sensical), the two future first rounders allow Kahn to stockpile future youth to make up for getting older in this trade.  Gasol + Rubio would surely bring some fans to the arena next year as well.
• Pau Gasol for Monta Ellis, Ekpe Udoh and Al Thornton.  Yes, the Lakers don’t want to move Gasol, but the chance to get a significant scoring upgrade in the back court in Ellis (24 ppg) all while getting younger and more athletic might be too good an opportunity to pass up.  Moving Gasol will hurt, as the Lakers do not have the front court depth to be able to recover from his loss without making another trade, but Ellis is a prize.  Udoh adds some young depth at the 4 spot and Al Thornton (who would need to be signed and traded) would provide some useful scoring off the bench and is still young enough to offer some upside.
• Andrew Bynum, Steve Blake and a future first round pick for Chris Paul and Carl Landry.  Adding Chris Paul, who tore the Lakers apart in the playoffs last season, would be the prize the Lakers would need in order to part with the young and talented Bynum.  The injury histories of Chris Paul and Andrew Bynum would be a wash in terms of risk, so the merits of this deal come down to whether or not you think the Lakers need a start point guard over the emerging Bynum at center.  Landry, who would need to come in a sign and trade, is a nice player to tack on to this, and could slide into the 4 spot with Gasol moving to center for the Lakers.
• Derrick Caracter, Luke Walton and Steve Blake for DJ Augustin and Boris Diaw.  This gives the Lakers another young point guard to throw into the mix while ridding them of Luke Walton’s salary.  The only sense this could make for Charlotte is that it rids them of Diaw’s $9M salary for 2011-2012 and gives them a more veteran point guard to help groom their #1 pick Kemba Walker.  Caracter adds some young size to the Bobcats front court.

So, those are four trade possibilities to be considered.  None of them seem overly likely but it sure is fun to think about.

Fact: Carmelo Anthony is a top 5 young star in the league.
Fact: Carmelo Anthony would be the best possible situation for Laker fans as he could team up with Kobe for the next two years while Kobe gracefully caps off his career (I think Kobe should retire in 2-3 seasons and go out on top), and then could be the leader of a new squad that would still be competitive and not suffer a decade of futility (a la post-Magic when the most exciting thing the Lakers had was Sedale Threat, Cedric Ceballos and Terry Teagle.
Fact: Carmelo Anthony to the Lakers would male them once again clear title favorites (forget all this talk about losing Bynum would make the Lakers too small to battle the likes of the Celtics in the post-season, Bynum is a difference maker due to size, but Carmelo is a difference maker period!)
Fact:  The Lakers are likely not going to get Carmelo without giving up something more than Bynum.  It will likely take a package that includes Shannon Brown (the only other young player with any trade value), Devin Ebanks (a guy who will be a solid pro) and Derrick Caracter (a young big who will have a serviceable career).

Fiction:The rumors about the Lakers getting Carmelo Anthony are real. While it was fun to go through the “Facts” and pontificate a Carmelo to LA love story, Carmelo wants to play for the Knicks and a package that nets Denver Wilson Chandler and Landry Fields (plus an unload by Denver of bad contracts) is a better deal than the Lakers can offer. While its fun to talk about, we should quickly put this distraction to rest and focus on regaining the championship form that they will need to get through a tough upcoming postseason.

While I’m not suggesting that Bynum is the savior for the Lakers, I am saying that he makes the team more complete and creates a wider margin for error on a team that should contend for the 2011 NBA championship…..which if won would be their third in a row and sixth in the last decade.

Notes: The game was delayed on two occassions after the stadium lights went out due to power issues at the Home Depot Center.

For spending so much time talking about the biceps, abs and calf muscles of our athletes, its amazing that not much time is spent talking about the single most important attribute for men in choosing their mate…..physical looks.  Athletes are dissected and analyzed down to the most minuscule details, but we often pay little attention to their overall looks.  Well no more we say as we set out to anoint the ugliest athletes of our day.  There have been some doozies in the past, Dennis Rodman and his cross-dressing displays and A.C. Green’s ridiculous jheri curl come to mind.  In order to keep the article relevant, however, we’ve narrowed down our discussion to modern day athletes that are still lacing them up.

And, with the number one pick in the competition, the winner of this top 5 ugliest athlete contest goes to:

#1. Greg Oden.  The number one overall pick in the 2007 NBA draft has yet to display as much skill on the court as he displays ugly on the cover of sports magazines.  Mr. Oden proudly claims the number one slot on our list of ugliest athletes.

#2. Randy Johnson.  The man who failed in his attempt to revolutionize the mullet, Randy Johnson hits #2 on our list.  Johnson, known for his blazing fastball is rapidly approaching his 300th major league win…..which will give him one win for every acne scar on his lovable face.

#3.  Sam Cassell.  Often referred to as “the Alien,” the only uglier thing on Sam than his trash-talking mouth is his ridiculous dome.  At one point, Sam and #4 Ugliest Athlete selection Chris Kaman helped the Clippers put fear into the league for the first time in that franchise’s history…and no, it wasn’t because the team was a threat to win the game.

#4.  Chris Kaman.  Proudly dons the name “the Caveman,” Kaman has the straw thin long hair and asymmetric face to be number one on almost any Ugliest Athlete list.  We gave him a slide down to number four on this list because he’s been injured a lot over the past two seasons.  Another healthy season should help his stock rise to the top of our list.

#5. Ronaldino.  This guy is a soccer player so most sports fans in the United States wouldn’t even know who he was but for his horse-face and ESPN’s below the fold coverage of the World Cup a few years back.  Unfairly complimented as resembling Jar Jar Binks……..me thinks Jar Jar bes better looking yes yes.

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